The First Post of All First Posts

sup.

This is the first post to silently rape all first posts in their sleep. Think you can test it? Fuck you. dont act like your shit can top this, because you'll be soon disproven. This post is the biproduct of an intelligent mind, hopes, dreams, quite a bit of weed, and about 3 - 4 minutes. I have a dream that one day, all barriers set by a tame society will be torn down by one blog page. Soceity will look on in horror as the nonconformist, so to speak, bloggers will tear down the 'normal' everyday lifestyle and stick their fist up the ass of America. The discussion held within your screen will stick a syringe through your cornea, into your brain, and inject a 2 - gallon dose of true life. your eyes will become solid as cement, and your brain capacity will diminish, yet gain at the same time. you will find yourself uncontrollably crying as everything your schools taught you since your childhood is slit at the throat by one... small... blog. *sigh* i don't know i'm pretty high right now, so uh... welcome to IrrationalMurderers.